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Pork Chop Express
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Standing up to serial abusers like Roy Moore would be hypocritical and hard, so Trump is taking the easy way out. Backing a GOP pervert in Alabama probably seems like an easy win for him too and God knows his ego needs it.

It’s only because of some dumbass NBA rules that Michael Porter had a freshman season at all. In a more egalitarian world, he would be on the IR for the Philadelphia 76er’s right now.

Martin is probably looking ahead to his next job - can’t seem to stay anywhere for more than a year or two.

Have you ever noticed that Democrat First Ladies get pilloried while Republican ones get a free pass? Hillary Clinton and Michele Obama have gotten way worse treatment than Melania Trump and Laura Bush. I’ve heard conservative family members say things about Michele that would make Richard Spencer blush - and she

If a batter was so atrocious that a manager would actually want him to strike out rather than make contact, he wouldn’t be in the major leagues. Randy Johnson was a shit hitter - and actively dangerous to those standing in the field - but even he was allowed to swing away.

At least Ray Allen’s fake Twitter girlfriend didn’t succumb to cancer.

Anyone that saw Peterman at Tennessee knew this was the likely outcome. The guy can really play, but he always seems to get his first start in really adverse situations and just collapses in on himself like a dying star. Get him some consistency, confidence and support and he might pan out down the line.

Jim Rome was calling Jim Everett - a man, former QB for the Rams - “Chris” Everett - a woman, former tennis star - to his face. It’s so absurd that I still can’t believe it happened.

The 76ers aren’t doing anything to Jemele that ESPN didn’t do months ago.

Meachem was great until his body gave out.

I saw Batman v Superman - I don’t want to see Snyder’s “vision ever again.

Further proof that people love watching a trainwreck.

After Peyton retired, network executives have been scrambling to appeal to the Tennessee market. I’m not at all kidding.

LaVar Ball is trolling the President of the fucking United States and the dumbass is biting? My God- all those nuclear disarmament people can go away because I wish for cleansing nuclear fire at this point.

He spelled LiAngelo correctly, let’s cut the President some slack.

Okay, this is why BBQ restaurants shouldn’t have a social media platform.

Country music fans love this faux-patriotic cash grab bullshit.

When pressed on for answers, Preston refused to incriminate Self.

“Lets not make a big deal of this. Nazis buy pizza too.”