“we support the rights of people to protest inequality - except if they do it in a way that forces us to acknowledge it or if it might minutely affect our bottom line. If it does either - 🖕 that.”

That’s how Kissing Suzy Kolber started, actually.

leashed children are fine - they at least have parental supervision that keeps their worst impulses under control. The dangerous breed are the roving packs of children - they operate like piranha. They are tricky little buggers too - one or two children will distract you while several of their buddies sneak up from…

Sports radio callers can get to be too much though because they are myopic - all Tennessee fans want to talk about is Jon Gruden. The guy hasn’t coached in ten years and is a TV talking head. What is there to talk about?

I turned on ESPN one morning last week and these two chuckleheads were on air. For an entire segment, they discussed some dumbass bet about the Miami-Notre Dame game where they would massage each other or something. They had 4 different talking heads come on to discuss it and not a single one of them could feign…

Thank fuck these too rubes are finally off the air.

Yeah, because kids are much more likely to be swimming, biking or skiing at age 8 than driving a race car.

It seems like encouraging your child to be an actor is a very direct form of child abuse. Sizemore is a terrible person, people like this woman’s parents enable monsters like him.

Videotapping this crimespree is the best idea we’ve ever had!

I still love that this happened.

He was practicing cheers? Don’t worry buddy, it sounds like you are well on your way to raising several disillusioned children that will not have any interest in school spirit.

Anyone remember Jade Helm? How the Texas National Guard was going to save Texas from being invaded by the United States? I guess a king in Austin is better than a king in Washington, right conspiracy theorists?

Players who aren’t butt:

Trump realizes he is a fatass right?

Usually, Vontaze is ejected before the game begins. He’s getting slow.

As a Vol fan - yay? Christ, even a coaching change can’t bring excitement back.

Jeff said he didn’t do it and that’s good enough for me. If there’s a man you can trust, it’s Jeffrey Dahmer.

“Fuck team doctors”

They’ll read this, dismiss it and do nothing to correct it

“relatively small amounts of money” - relative to what?