mortlocke
Pork Chop Express
mortlocke

When you dance with the devil, you’re going to get burned.

Can everyone just give up the ghost, admit that cycling is horribly riddled with performance enhancing drugs and technology, and just give us an ALL DRUGS CYCLING TOUR (ala SNL)?

I don’t care if this is true, I chose to believe it.

Tebow, whether he likes it or not, is the unofficial mascot of luddite, evangelical white supremacy.

This is a fishy claim - don’t these guys go through a full medical evaluation before getting signed?

I generally don’t like to make ethical decisions when it comes to entertainment - unless it is gambling, drinking or carousing. 

I bet the NFL wishes it’s initialism still stood for “No Fun League.”

The problem is that Rosen has a personality.

He could start for the Browns.

Drew just activated a long repressed memory that my mother also put butter on my ham sandwiches. I had completely blocked that out.

Shaq specifically asked to still for the general. Like, they were fine and Shaq contacted them and was like “I want to represent you” and they went for it. Apparently he has some sort of connection with the company - has been using them for car insurance since college. But I would think, as a car insurance company,

Yes, Donald Duck is extremely popular in Europe. I think he is the number one selling comic book in the Netherlands- that duck is everywhere.

There’s a million guns out there - he would have been able to find one. Another shooting and more excuses that don’t acknowledge that there are a million guns out there.

Must be trolls

Okafor hasn’t been anything than butt since he came into the NBA. He is so butt that the 76ers didn’t even think he got into their long term plans. He’s butt.

Bowen will be fine. The NCAA has spent decades finding new and inventive ways to fuck over high school students. I’m sure his experience will be no different.

Grim Rick smokes cigarettes, listens to KISS and steals his mom’s beer.

This blurb was a lot longer and more insufferable than the “White Sox Minute”.

I just found out that Tyrese’s character in F&F is named “Roman Pierce”.

Drew, there is no way in Christ, that Trump knows Francis Scott Key wrote the lyrics for the Star Spangled Banner.