mortlocke
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mortlocke

Never heard it before but I LOVE IT.

I feel horrible for Braxton. I just hope he’s able to live up to his lacrosse potential.

How in God’s name are their 18 Amityville Horror movies?

Dartmouth men are bred to use their heads, not their fists.

I mean, Cigarettes used baseball trading cards and Joe Camel to appeal to kids and has killed way more people than Northrop Grumman.

Same things I came to mention - although was also going to throw in the Meroe head of Augustus.

How long until this completely backfires? A week?

I too regret purchasing my scale, but it isn’t connected to the internet in anyway.

Interestingly, if you look closely, you can see Steve Ballmer in the background.

I can stomach just about anything, but creamed herring really is too much for me.

They got a slap on the wrist and the next Penn State fan that tells me “it had nothing to do with the football program” can fuck right off.

Honest question - are there other sled dog races other than the Iditarod? Like, how do these athletes hone their skills?

This is ridiculous - those dogs were taking Ritalin to treat their medically diagnosed ADHD.

I’ve watched these movies a million times - most of the time on VHS. I had no clue that was a skull. I thought Luke was throwing a random rock. This changes everything.

David Fincher already directed a sequel to a legendary Sci-Fi series: Alien 3. It was....... well, I am just going to be frank here: it wasn’t very good.

Draymond Green reviewed the play and saw nothing wrong.

To be fair to Kongbo - he tried it twice and it was flagged both times. So he is persistent in his execution of the scientific method.... and his attempted execution of opposing offensive tackles.

29 points on 27 shots - Kobe would be proud, if he could stomach any laker but himself.

Is it just me, or can you hear his leg break?

Trump has been accused of sexual harassment - a bunch of times. It’s open and shut - any Republican using this scandal as a political cudgel is a fucking hypocrite.