Wow, lost a lot of respect for Nuzzi today.

Dante’s Peak had James Bond in it - that is a success.

No, that’s Flowers in the Attic. Which, now that I think about it, could also be applied to Donald Trump.

This is actually a really interesting example of the “twins defense.” Usually, it is used in theoretical scenarios. But the Detroit Pistons proved they could not tell the difference between the two.

How come Weeden is the butt of everyone’s joke when Chris Weinke was also an old NFL rookie and has a much funnier name?

“Pay them already.”

I actually agree with him here - UNC beat Kentucky’s ass and this guy got all the credit for it.

Give them a little bit more credit - they also spread a whole bunch’a tar up there too. Gives it a nice smell.

Doesn’t the Constitution protect citizens from unwarranted search and seizure?

The irony of all of this? Black athletes are trying to draw attention to police violence against young, minority Americans. How does the conservative media respond? By completely ignoring the problem of police violence in minority communities and making “all about the troops” (a completely ridiculous straw man…

Okay, so we are all in agreement here: conservative media is going after “the athletes” and using this whole narrative to criticize black culture/society/communities in general right? They are using the same codewords and dogwhistles to attack the players that they use in every discussion about race.

People like this were calling Obama a Kenyan Muslim, but now it’s not okay to “disrespect the president”?

What about my old Mizuno sneakers?

1. You can tell this story is fake because no real man would ever cry, especially not in front of his grand-daughter.

There is no way this ever happened.

I like how the Rams went out and got the Bills’ starting receivers.

When asked about the foreign policy implications of loosening the sale of American arms overseas, Trump responded “ISIS buys guns too.”

The real question is whether ESPN will censure the dong for sullying it’s corporate image.

I guess this would be a not-so-minifig

“Fuck Lavar Ball”