mortlocke
Pork Chop Express
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He’s already passed the concussion protocol and back on the field.

Better Living Through Chemistry is the first QOTSA song I ever heard that I had to hear again before it ended. I hadn’t really listened to them before and - no joke - pulled my car over to figure out what song had just come up on the random playlist.

To be fair, this might actually just be an example of the Bills’ incompetency.

Francois was absolutely killed the entire game. He took some blindside shots to his head that I was surprised didn’t leave him concussed.

I’m not sure if KJU is really that crazy. I think it is a convenient media narrative and a way of mocking a different culture.

T.O. made fun of him as being gay (dont know if it’s true or not - but it really doesn’t matter) and -for some unknown reason - people sided with T.O.

DiCaprio would be a weird choice - his one acting talent is yelling.

This is so good it hurts.

Olivia Minnesota is going to put that woman’s cheesehead on a pike!

I spend a lot of time in Maine. If I have to hear “did you know that lobster was considered trash food - we used to serve it to inmates” one more time, I will scream.

Has to be he boob - Scott Mitchell

Never, EVER, compare anyone to Wayne Fonts.

You know what? No Chief fan has room to complain about Andy Reid choking in the playoffs. The team has been mediocre since the days of Len Dawson.

Nobody is talking about the Cena wearing Florida Gator colors and jorts? I can’t have been the only one to notice.

I love how much of this is a soap opera. But MANLY MEN don’t watch soap operas.

I don’t know - watching white nationalists rally behind McGregor every match and watching him get his ass beat would be really satisfying.

Kermit and everyone else will be fine.

Briles should never get another job. His next job should be joining Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky in Hell. I am sure the history of college football - and to an even exponential degree high school football - is littered with stuff like this. We just have public examples of these monsters now.

Here is what sports reporters do: they hype up a player they can talk about forever.