He has LeBron James to lift him up. That’s the reason.

He pretty clearly killed her, right? I am not the only person that sees he pretty clearly killed her, right?

I’m generally not a bitter guy - and have never been to Cleveland - but damn. If Kyrie thinks he can “be the guy” he just needs to look at his careers at Duke and Cleveland to see he can’t. Hell, look at Chris Paul’s career - and he is a better PG than Kyrie.

Lenny Dykstra isn’t dead?

Doesn’t seem to have time to write PAGES either

What is so great about this is how easy it is to piss these fans off - and I know part of the appeal of pro wrestling is suspending reality for a few brief moments, but god damn....

It says enough that losing Enunwa is a death-knell for the Jets offense.

“We know Mariota is screwed. The only question is if the preordained season-ending injury will come from a roids-addled JJ Watt body slamming him or from being mowed down by drunken bachelorettes on a pedal tavern.”

WHY IS there a picture of Andrew Luck up there?

The sun has been loafing for 4,000 years. God created the planets and the stars and the sun gets all the credit because it made a few people blind? Well I say “hard cheese” - for decades man has dreamed of destroying the sun. This eclipse is the next best thing.

30 years? Francesa’s idea of racial equality would make a 18th century British colonist blush.

It’s scary how similar the qualifications for all those positions has become.

As long as Mike Francesa is calling all people from Asia “orientals” on WFAN, the whole NY/NJ market doesn’t need another braying, racist jackass during the drive time commute.

The Jets are barely fielding a professional squad this year.

We had quitters in The Revolution too. We called them Kentuckians!

I love this sort of stuff. Athletes have a unique - and understandable - gripe here. I mean, nobody rates my ability to clean toilets.

Ugh, this the first time I have to applaud Duke over my Heels.

I remember Redskins fans telling me Kirk Cousins was the next Tom Brady during RGIII’s amazing rookie season. The Redskins name fits the fanbase perfectly, they find no shame in that, and they will still talk your ear off about “the hawgs”.

Hurd was basically taking snaps away from Kamara - he wasn’t a star player last year.

NBA Jam was a cultural phenomenon. I’m ashamed to say I bought the machine decades later. I was a poor kid and it barely worked. I don’t regret it.