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This Top 25 was based on fan-voting, right? I am legitimately surprised Illinois had any fans, let alone enough to vote them this highly.

Red Sox? Check

No - lol - it’s just “Pixies”

No - lol - it’s just “Pixies”

It’s actually “Pixies”

It’s actually “Pixies”

This wasn’t racist at all - i mean nothing sure, it looked like a slave auction, it sounded like a slave auction - sure, but this is actually the exact same process Rovell uses to write an article.

Postal Service still holds up - great album, but I still like Death Cab for Cutie

Postal Service still holds up - great album, but I still like Death Cab for Cutie

It’s “Pixies” lol - awesome album though. I was just thinking last night that it seemed like the wave of adulation for Pixies had ended.

It’s “Pixies” lol - awesome album though. I was just thinking last night that it seemed like the wave of adulation

They have already recorded the play-by-play. It’s just one elongated fart, a couple references to Michael Jordan, someone blathering in the background about Noah’s father being a pro tennis player and six minutes of spoken-word poetry about the Bears.

The Junction Boys idolized Bear Bryant for doing that kind of shit - and worse - to his first team at Texas A&M. They tried to make him look like some hero for what he did. The entire time I was thinking - what a fucking asshole.

Hey, Common Sense here. Quick question - why were high school football players carrying a log during a school-sanctioned practice in the first place? Seems unnecessarily dangerous and primitive to me. I mean, were the obviously stupid coaches getting their training techniques from Rocky IV?

DUUUUUUUUDE, TAKE A SHOT WITH ME! Is actually the whitest thing that white people can say to any one, regardless of race. Roll double damage if it is Fireball (the drink.... not the spell....)

The argument started with Palmer asking “Who is Brian Sandwich?” It devolved from there...

Wow...... that is even worse than I thought it would be.

Just like suspended players, Joe will have time to west during his suspension.

This was my thought exactly. It would take years to rebuild a roster this bad, by that point your precious 1 pick from years before is either shell shocked or gone.

Based on reports from camp, Hackenberg may be able to keep his interception numbers down implement because they won’t be catchable on the field.

This Lund understands the fundamental problem with this book better than anyone. It was a groan-inducing slog through 1980s references, most of which the target audience would have no real understanding of - thin on story and devoid of character development.

Yes, but that is true about a lot of things.

22 personal fouls in 37 games? Good lord, if he wasn’t playing on the West Coast and for the Sun Devils, there would have been an even bigger outrage in the press.

My brother was kicked out of a Bengals game for stealing a novelty cup. My brother had literally just purchased the cup.