“tattoo artist Phil Berge somehow convinced 19 different people that The Simpsons was still cool and relevant enough”

What hilarious is how roundly criticized this pick was at the time, that it was the Jets that made it and that the critics are appearing to be right.

Would “baseball skills” qualify for the Trump administration’s skills test for immigrants?

thank you

Pretty awesome that two former University of Tennessee runners beat Bolt.

The Cowboys we’re going to cut Whitehead anyways - they abused the situation to drop him - then abused the player and hurt his chances of catching on with another team.

People have already died on the field, and many many more have been grievously injured (not just long-term, but paralysis). I agree, there is nothing that can be done to make this sport “safe”. I am increasingly of the opinion that the pads should be taken away - they are used as armor to deliver much more brutal…

Similar results can be achieved with a grill pan - but my guests can always tell I didn’t cook burgers on a grill.

Similar results can be achieved with a grill pan - but my guests can always tell I didn’t cook burgers on a grill.

Amazing deals like this discriminate against those of use with no back hair. I feel a sense of loss that I am unable to gain a benefit by using this amazing product.

Amazing deals like this discriminate against those of use with no back hair. I feel a sense of loss that I am unable…

The Emoji Movie is such a craven product that perfectly demonstrates the cynical philosophies behind major motion pictures that OF COURSE there is going to be an even more craven sequel.

Teams like the Chargers and the Titans are so aggressively mediocre that it’s hard to even shit on them.

I honestly still cannot believe this actually happened.

To be perfectly fair to the Jets, I believe starting a horrible QB is there intention.

Jets, Rams, Browns, 49ers, Bears, Vikings - but no, he doesn’t have a job because there are better options available for all those teams....

Yeesh, now that was rough to see. The Pumas’ fans did not cut them any slack for being little kids. It was brutal.

I am now entirely convinced that Donald Trump has never once uttered the word “love” to a single one of his wives or children.

Is it just me - and I know it isn’t right to comment on a woman’s appearance - but is SHS’ crooked? It looks like her face is just sorta.... turned. I can’t be the only one right?

Former Deadspin contributor, current total piece of shit located in Nashville, TN.

Nick Kyrgios never going to live up to his potential, is he?

McGregor vs. Malignaggi would have huge implications for 1920s Europe.