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What Trump said is “the White House is a real divet.” Golf magazine misquoted him.

Can these guys just blow up a bunch of disco records and get this over with?

This will never happen and Sega has no ability to pull something like this off.

So, just like everything Sega has been involved in over the last 16+ years, the Genesis Flashback was full of potential but completely half-assed?

Nothing should get that close to Suarez’s mouth...

How did a single person bring up the fact that St. Louis pizza sucks?

Right?!? And he was the Comms Director for the White House.

he “is way too short for Kimberly.”

Lawyers are salivating to tackle the rule making process that will determine what constitutes a “small motorized vehicle.”

Anyone remember all those reports (as I recall FBI) that white supremacists were infiltrating police departments? Anyone think the Trump administration will follow up on those reports? Heck, did the Obama administration take any action about them?

I would argue he made the biggest mistake of his life off the field twice: double homicide is pretty specific....

“what you do off the field, don’t let too many people know.”

Contacting prostitutes with school-issued cell phones?

1. When I go on vacation, I can not poop. It just does not happen, so the more coffee I drink, the better chance I have of clearing the pipes out.

Uh, he didn’t really have an offensive “explosion” in his late 30's. His numbers are pretty consistent with previous seasons and his best were basically 25 to 33 (which is prime in baseball).

people have talked about his lack of focus for a few years now - that everyone is realizing it is because he is an alcoholic is a more recent development.

It was a light-hearted joke

Yeah bro, I’m sure the kicker at UCF is straight up “dripping in bitches.”

The odd thing is the entity making the most money off his videos is the NCAA.

She left him on July 6th, I believe the reports said.