Torchinsky wins, again.

Jordan played on really great teams - especially in that NBA. His biggest rival in the East was, what? The Knicks? Jordan was great, but acting like he did it alone against teams the caliber of this Warriors team is just patently ridiculous.

Call her “mom” while describing how he violated her daughter is so so bizarre.

ESPNs Darren Rovell Wastes Everyones Time with Dopey Column

I love this series, but I don’t think the NBA of 1996 put as much of an emphasis on the 3-pt shot as the current league does. That could hurt the effectiveness of teams like Golden State in an antiquated system.

But the Enterprise defeated Khan in the Mutara nebula...

How is he going to “renegotiate” this deal? The rest of the world is going to tell him - rightly - to piss the fuck off.

As I recall, Bowser was his name in Japan and Nintendo finally decided to stop changing the name for Western markets. Sorta like how Dr. Eggman’s name was changed to Dr. Robotnik for Western releases and Sega finally decided to unify the name across all regions.

Let’s be honest here: nobody has laughed at the Simpsons in years.

Well Margaret certainly isn’t courting the favor of the LGBTQ community.

It could happen over the same off-season!

“I want to believe.”

His name is “Hunter” - you know exactly why he is an asshat.

No Washington sports team will ever go deep in the playoffs. It’s fate. I weep at how this city is and or will waste the primes of Harper, Scherzer, Wall and Ovechkin simultaneously

I’m actually starting to feel bad for this massive asshole....

This marketing plan is offensive even BEFORE realizing the hats are offensively ugly.

Burneko’s Foodspin is a treasure. I tried impressing dates with his Sausage and Peppers AND his Alfredo recipes (separate occasions) - it actually worked one time and she’s stuck around for a while. So, thank you Burneko - plus I love your hot NBA taeks.

This is still the worst minute of the Deadcast

He’s a high-profile, politically astute and contributes to the American economy. He seems like a honestly good person. He should have no problem becoming an American citizen.

Fans of the South continue to stay classy.