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Pork Chop Express
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Why do the good ones leave and Magary stays?

Ashley was my favorite dirty liberal COMMIE snowflake on this site. Sorry to see her go but looking forward to her work at Wired. Always seemed like she brought a devious enthusiam to the site and pray that will continue wherever she goes.

Drew - much like Mick Mulvaney, your math doesn’t add up. At first you said a “majority” of your coworkers wanted to bone a vampire. Then you said “everyone [you] work with is a liar.”

Lord of Shadows’ storyline was ridiculous. I hated that series.

“I have no recollection of this.”

Trump’s contempt for reading is palpable. This is the dude that wants more pictures in in his one-page memos. The only books he claims to have read are the ones with his face on it.

Why the hell would Rich be talking with KimDotCom - he hasn’t been relevant in like years....

Well, one is dangerous and the other isn’t. So you can see why state legislators are racing to the statehouse to regulate bathroom usage.

Trump and his cronies said invoking the Fifth Amendment was a sign of guilt. I see zero reason why they should get the benefit of the doubt for invoking it now.

A. Nobody is calling Nashville “hockey central”

Granted, I haven’t listen to their show in years. But they always struck me as two vacuous chuckleheads that provided absolutely zero substantive entertainment. They are the equivalent of the morning announcements: you listen to them prattle on for a bit and remember absolutely nothing of what they said.

I never thought I would share any similarities with either Mike, but here we are: all three of us hate them.

“Oh, are you not supposed to do that?”

There is a lot of dissent in Saudi Arabia. The Saudi royal family is only able to maintain power through draconian punishment and aid from US intelligence services. This guy has no idea what he is talking about.

I always considered “Doesn’t Remind Me” another great driving song.

Trump praised the restraint of the Turkish authorities - “at least the Turkish heroes didn’t beat Kanter half to death like they did American citizens.”

The Team represents the city - sorta - let them chant. It’s like when my idiot friend gets all pissy because the University of Tennessee football team has players from other states.

Cillizza is not one of America’s best pundits....

Which of the Supermans killed all those people in Man of Steel?

I always assumed the Toronto Raptors were named to take advantage of the popularity of Jurassic Park. Which, when you think about it, is absolutely pathetic. But if the shoe fits.......