Great, Cincinnati finished in these rankings just about how they will after the regular season.

I don’t think it is humanly possible to draw a better caricature of KellyAnne Conway that so perfectly captures how ugly of a person she is on the inside. Kudos!

I support pretty much everything you all do on this site, but your blatant yogurt and cereal snobbery disgusts me.

I hate to beat a dead horse, but Peterson looked whipped last season before he was injured.

Pat Summitt pointed it out more than a decade ago: Geno is a sexist asshole.

I love how Messi’s excellence is so routine that he only makes the news for negative stories. The guy has literally made the best football you will ever see a matter of fact.

I’d actually be surprised if he makes the Hall of Fame for basketball. He left UMass and Memphis a mess - with massive violations. If people are going to hold recruiting violations against Chris Webber and not vote him into the Hall, they have to hold that against Calipari.

Dana Rohrabacher should ask his master - Vlad Putin - which questions to ask at hearings.

Zero is super melodramatic.

Wait.... Burrito Brothers closed?!?

What’s the problem here? Nobody complained when the Lakers did the exact same thing in Kobe’s last game. At least some people actually like Booker.

Mark Davis bought that hat the same place he gets his hair cut.

Hey, if they weren’t a threat to the country, then why can’t they carry laptops and GameBoys on airplanes? Explain that to me!

“I would not allow this. No way. You better have dates and times of the juicing – if you say 10-15 times – you just better be able to tell me exactly when, who.”

This is why I don’t believe the narrative that coaches “help build boys into men.”

I missed the obligatory “getting hit by a car” on this list.

When are we going to get the hot taeks about football being for pansies now?

No way! Toad’s quick pickup FTW.

Do they still make Jordache jeans?

I always thought old-school doom and wolfenstein had good singleplayer. I never felt like the singleplayer Quake was for anything more than a tech demo of the game engine. The Quake multiplayer was always awesome though.