mortlocke
Pork Chop Express
mortlocke

Quake has never had a good single-player though...

He didn’t fall in the draft. He fell on the ground.

Damn Tar Heels, why can’t you bury Duke?

Nobody cares about Olympic baseball, at all

Do you have evidence that he was?

Hey man, I have to hear about Eric fucking Crouch every damn day.

I’ve seen the Warriors. That is the type of hell I think Russ could create for you by himself.

The process works. Philadelphia’s problem was drafting hurt players every year (Embiid, Noel, Simmons....).

I really hope this doesn’t tarnish hockey’s reputation for being a peaceful sport.

Reminds me a lot of the Porsche Panamera and raises a lot of the same questions: what’s the point?

Fun fact: Tibia is also the name of an outlying island on Australia’s east coast.

The Cavs were almost the first team in NBA history with three #1 overall draft picks on the floor at the same time. Next closest team? The Cavs before trading Andrew Wiggins.....

Noted educator Deion Sanders did not have the time nor patience for a test?

This is all true, but I think you are forgetting to mention that sports programming is the last real “appointment television” left. With DVR, everyone records a program and watches it at a more convenient time later - skipping the commercials. People still like watching sports live and can’t skip the commercials,

So you just avoid Duke games?

Please don’t forget when he spent most of the day tell cat people they sucked.

uhhhh - aren’t all ACL replacement surgeries from cadaver tissue?

Now, I am not saying this kid is perfect. Who among us really is? All I am saying is if you pick this plucky young man in the NBA draft, you will get the best pound-for-pound puncher since Kermit Washington.

This might be the most underrated post of all time.

Is this guy for real?