I plan to establish that before a jury of his peers. Now to find 12 mass murderers.

Without Irving and Love the Cavs were a much better team defensively...people keep overlooking that. OKC didn’t almost beat the Warriors with offense it was those Pterodactyls on defense that gave the Warriors issues. You are not going to out offensive the Warriors, so it never matter that Irving and Love were healthy…

Dan Gilbert: What if I put a remote-controlled fart machine under our coach’s seat?

Foles me once; that’s Andy Reid’s fault.

I can explain this. It’s a cultural thing. Y’see, Kiwis fucking WORSHIP Howard Cosell.

Yes, because what corporate fat cat doesn’t want all the ratings gold of media market 43 in the NBA Finals instead of market No. 6, represented by a team that has meant big ratings all year and the reigning two-time MVP?

What’s really disturbing about the timeline is how early this began. CNN has a story involving a victim from as far back as 1972. That was after Sandusky had only spent three seasons as a PSU assistant, and Paterno had only been head coach since 1966. So there’s no excuse that they were trying to protect a prominent…

Kill this fucking program. I don’t care if everyone currently involved with the football team went there after the fact. I don’t care if its unprecedented. They allowed children to be raped on their campus for decades and they all deserve to burn.

I’ve made no secret I want the football stadium burned to the fucking ground and the earth salted.

I want to demonize the entire coaching staff, to consider them a different species from the honest upstanding kinjaterriate, but honestly I don’t think either of us understand the pressure of a $70,000,000 a year…

How come the next words out of that coach's mouth weren’t, “you wouldn’t believe what I just saw, I fucked Jerry up and I’m going to the cops.” Did this dude witness rape then go and watch film?? What the fuck?

Super hero movies are for manchildren

Tells everyone at the office the next day: “it was the most exciting sporting event he’s ever been to”.

Will this finally stop people from asking for that fucking statue back?

Joke’s on you, Tom. This was quite obviously an actual tryout for the Nets.

“Have you ever seen a grown man naked? What about Peter King?”

i dunno but it’s gotta be something racist

I don’t know. The fouls look all the same to me.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

I could’ve told you this months ago. Me and my 15 year old friends only use Snap Chat to talk.