Don't be too hard-on him.

“Look at it. You take an aspirin, I take an aspirin, it might give you extreme side effects of illness and your body … may reject it, where I would be fine. And I can prove it: Got any aspirin? I’m not picky. And I’m serious — show me what you’re stashing or the only way you’re leaving this penthouse suite is through…

“You take an aspirin, I take an aspirin, it might give you extreme side effects of illness and your body … may reject it, where I would be fine. Of course, not everyone agrees. Some even object to calling horse tranquilizers ‘aspirin’.”

I see the resemblance. Superman also destroys any city he passes through.

Yes.

Don’t care.

When Bennett runs the wrong route and Brady’s pass gets intercepted, will it still be Cutler’s fault?

Not every day you get traded from the Florida of the Northeast to the Florida of the Southwest.

So I guess I’ll be the one that says it. The phrase is “All intents and purposes.” Intensive purposes doesn’t make any sense.

For all intents and purposes....

You posting this video is perfect kinja.

Sanchez is the perfect mentor for a young QB learning the ins and outs of 18 year olds.

“What if there are just no Browns”

Jay-Z clearly has 100 problems now.

> Suppose that Jay-Z and Vanilla Ice are hanging out.

I would say that Jay-Z now has 99 worsening problems.

How will Manziel turn that frown upside down? Keg stand.

This deserves more stars

She taught me how to climb trees. And I showed her how to dangle.

I may not be a smart man but at least I know what self-incrimination eeyiz.