Don't be too hard-on him.

Did uhh.. anybody think the Crouching Tiger analysis was a bit of a stretch? Like, literally nothing about being able to write correlates to being a fencer....

“Look at it. You take an aspirin, I take an aspirin, it might give you extreme side effects of illness and your body … may reject it, where I would be fine. And I can prove it: Got any aspirin? I’m not picky. And I’m serious — show me what you’re stashing or the only way you’re leaving this penthouse suite is through…

“You take an aspirin, I take an aspirin, it might give you extreme side effects of illness and your body … may reject it, where I would be fine. Of course, not everyone agrees. Some even object to calling horse tranquilizers ‘aspirin’.”

Olivia Munn is so thristy.

There’s something very off-putting about Olivia munn. She seems to try too herd to appear nerdy just like Jennifer Lawrence puts on the whole “omg I can fucking go for a beer right now, you guys. Lolz I’m totally sooo down to earth, you guys."

It makes logical sense, but it certainly doesn’t help alleviate the idea that TWD is basically just torture porn at this point.

I see the resemblance. Superman also destroys any city he passes through.

Yes.

Don’t care.

When Bennett runs the wrong route and Brady’s pass gets intercepted, will it still be Cutler’s fault?

Not every day you get traded from the Florida of the Northeast to the Florida of the Southwest.

So I guess I’ll be the one that says it. The phrase is “All intents and purposes.” Intensive purposes doesn’t make any sense.

For all intents and purposes....

You posting this video is perfect kinja.

Sanchez is the perfect mentor for a young QB learning the ins and outs of 18 year olds.

Jay-Z clearly has 100 problems now.

> Suppose that Jay-Z and Vanilla Ice are hanging out.

I would say that Jay-Z now has 99 worsening problems.

How will Manziel turn that frown upside down? Keg stand.