They should subcontract with New Balance for the seat leather.

He claimed fraud when Hillary won the popular vote despite winning the presidency. Narcissist gonna narc. 

Stop commenting and they’ll go away. Content that doesn’t drive engagement gets phased out.

Yeah, but how often would they let you out of the insane asylum to drive it take it to a shop?

No, it was me. I was rubbing one out, and you know what they say regarding its relationship to racing.

It looks too much like a Dodge, specifically the Neon which, for me, triggers multiple instances of PTSD involving crazy meth addicts.

I just envisioned a gigantic Walmart with an oval racing track in the middle and was saddened that it’s more than a remote possibility at some point in the future.

Hopefully one day they start designing their own engines from the ground up. I really want to see and hear a 12 or 16 cylinder hitting 11000RPM while not sounding like a Ferrari.

Was it the Rallye edition cuz those are extrae awesomeye.

praising the truck’s stainless steel skin for its protection

Putting satellites in orbit and exploring space are vastly different things. If you have to scrape and grasp to stan for musk, better to stick to concepts you can more easily reconcile or have to do with the topic.

had more fingers in more transportation pies than a hundred grandmas could bake.

Terrible end-user decisions aside, 205HP from a 5L V8 in that era for the type of car is, for some reason, a personal affront. Like, those numbers in that sequence genuinely irritate me on many levels.

You know someone is truly fearless when they have to remind everyone of it constantly. 

I don’t know, the vape pen in the cigarette holder in the mouth with the handlebar mustache on the face of the head upon which rests a denim fedora might give it away.

10,000 pounds. Ten thousand. 4,535,923,700 milligrams!

Not just engineers, but people whose job description and title is “safety inspector”

Fake it ‘til you make it then keep faking it until you’re found out or retire. America 7-11 never4get

And magnets in bumpers so cars will repel one another and solve all traffic accidents forever.

At least half of them thought they’d make their money back posting videos, but the wheels fell off that moneyship and it crashed into a mountain months ago.