The people who buy this car don’t have to worry about trivial things like consequences. That’s what the plebes are for.

Their frantic search for a line of attack that is hard hitting but short and simple enough for their operatives on Fox and other GOP channels to repeat gets funnier as they get weirder.

I still want a GMC Hurricane. Typhoon, not as much.

People hit by others didn’t choose to be, I wouldn’t think.

Just thinking about using channel locks or similar pliers under a hood made my fingers bleed.

Only $9k to go on the Snap-On digital torque wrench. Any other kind would result in dead mothers and children on a daily basis.

I wonder how much it would pancake if it hit a wall at 87MPH.

Even 75F and 50% humidity is horrible, especially for someone whose lungs were destroyed by pneumonia. Humidity over ~40% pretty much means dead brain cells because my lungs can’t deal with that much moisture and oxygenate the blood normally.

Wanted to clarify I meant Musk doesn’t care about Black people, not that Black people don’t care about the environment.

Black people either.

Lower case letter logos are all the rage 24 years ago.

Fun fact: that spray paint that “turns rust into a paintable surface” doesn’t stop rust from continuing to eat through the metal or turn it into a paintable surface. That shot of the underside shows about 5 cans of the stuff was used.

Boards were as far in bed as possible until the truck accelerated faster than should (using traffic aware cruise). I should have been driving manually very carefully which I did the rest of the way. However, I’m pretty sure when it lurched forward it shifted the load. Note to use chill mode IF using TACC probably…

I came, anyway.

It’s ugly every which way you look and the top is the coiled dog turd on the cat vomit sundae.

A staggering amount of people are capable of compartmentalizing the evil things they do so as to avoid guilt.

Good luck with the sale!

On the CL ad itself, it says “title status: missing” with this at the end of the post:

Geo Metro two door convertible sucked incontrovertibly.

Social media is the opiate overdose resulting in suffocation and loss of 90% brain function for the masses.