I can totally see Max’s jock riders blaming microphones for his crashing others on the track and disregard for life (others, not his) in general. 

Just wait until the dollar crumbles. Then will the quattuordecillionaires rule.

Well that’s, wait, huh?

Imagine how excited they’ll be when they discover AI image generators in 2055.

Who’s surprised that people with essentially endless funds and no personality will use the former however they can to cover the latter? People will turn their heads to look at stupid shit like this driving down the street and that’s all that matters to the buyer. They’re unique now.

I was going to say my experiences being stopped in Nebraska were pleasant but I remembered I’m white.

It’s no surprise the horse cocks have been removed - wouldn’t want fellow officers feeling insecure.

I took it as “nobody else who could potentially have come in contact with the soda cans was injured” but then I’ve always been generous.

What about his beloved Firebird? It’s nice and slow.

Blood oxygenation is a liberal conspiracy. Real conservatives’ brains function just fine without it.

Fascism and autocracy won’t be fun, but at least the knowledge and creative expression that results in things like this will be repressed.

It’s obvious the dealer just listed it to get its wife off its back and knows it’ll never sell at that price.

Yeah, not seeing the advantage here. “My 23 year old car that’s being eaten by corrosion has a CLEAN TITLE! Jealous?”

The vanity plate screams “slap my chin with your sweaty balls more, master elon!”

You think any of the royal Trump cum dumplings drive themselves? How gauche.

“Biden didn’t respond to the Israel/Palestine thing the way I wanted so I’m voting Trump just to spite him.”

Channeling a bit of De Niro there.

Shrill. See: anime.

King’s a huge fan of “Wings”

Nah, 10 cock pushups and he’s good to go.