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Biden didn’t respond to the Israel/Palestine thing the way I wanted so I’m voting Trump just to spite him.”

Channeling a bit of De Niro there.

Shrill. See: anime.

King’s a huge fan of “Wings”

Nah, 10 cock pushups and he’s good to go.

Biden lost at the debate. The Trump shooting just put it over the top. It was a nice experiment, but no one believed the US was sustainable as a free republic.

If it gives me a headache with its stuttery 4 frames per minute animation then it must be anime.

People have been lightly insulted and then apologized to for making that comparison.

Yeah, but technically so was Hitler.

Filming a public restroom? That’d be the bigger story.

Such vagabondery from the AVClub nearly caused my monocle to propel itself across the room!

Snowy mountain roads, high speeds - I say let her ride.

I don’t get limo businesses. One near me has a replica of the dog van from Dumb & Dumber parked out front and I don’t understand what it does for business.

Abe Vigoda better watch his back.

I used to think the universe was chaotic neutral, but I now believe it’s neutral evil.

I’m not in any defending SAG, but how could that have helped? Being covered wouldn’t have detected symptoms she wouldn’t otherwise have noticed and payed out of pocket to check out.

Why is this abhorrent shitheel ungreyed?

Asexual means whatever. Some asexuals have sex, too.

Denial of reality isn’t a political viewpoint.

Sorry, I was imagining Whore Island.”