I honestly think they’re waiting for Jalopnik to sell before putting in any real effort. What’s the point right now?

Hmm, a hatchet holster worn on the back for toddlers. Now that’s the kind of idea that would make someone a thousandaire.

I wanted so hard to love “Eric.” I’ve never seen something try so hard for offbeat and miss the target by so much.

Great time to pretend you believe it.

He’ll definitely be there. What’s uncertain is whether he’ll follow the advice from his earpiece or go off on nonsensical tangents. At least both agreed on mic muting or he’d just talk over the moderator like previous “debates.”

You ain’t lived til you’ve gone down on a Cookie Puss.

Once dump gets rid of the DoE, DoJ, and FBI, crime will certainly fall, right?

His role in Demon Knight has long been a favorite of mine. His little dance of frustration is burned into my memory.

Yep, the buyer already emailed them at hyGiln997@gmail.com and sent the money. They even took $500 off the top! Strangely, they aren’t saying when, where or how to pick up the car, but they’ll respond soon. 

The next and last president of the United States.

Now how are they going to navigate the rocky terrain of the mall parking lot?

I like encouraging dandelions to grow on my lawn because it pisses off my neighbors who can’t do a damn thing about it.

Counterpoint: the automatic V6 isn’t “fun to drive” in any universe. It’s a ~3500lb brick. 

“eventual catgirl”

2019? So does that mean it’s by one of the ghostwriters who have been writing under King’s name for nearly a decade?

I thought that was made obvious in the previous episode by the immediate following scene where Butcher hallucinates (or not) his dead wife. Probably sent by Valerie to make sure Hughie doesn’t out her.

It scares me though, because I can’t see them funding their schemes forever. The RV and Red Lobster stuff made up only a few minutes of content and cost at least $2 million.

Without a comprehensive and competent nationwide charging network, highway travel is feasible in, what, a couple of states?

Actually they’re using a Huawei. Absolutely no capacity for irony, them.

2054 dollars are called “yuan”