Hahahaaa ha.

Just because Elon retweeted you once doesn’t mean you owe him a life time of defending his horrible ideas and terrible mistakes.

released straight to Disney+ with little fanfare or promotion

If only they’d commented on a different article, three children wouldn’t have gone hungry. It’s the choice we must make.

Oh no, there goes his Trump campaign donation this month.

I decided to stop killing spiders that were near* me years ago. I don’t want them on me, but non-aggressive spiders not only pose no threat to humans, they don’t want to be near you either (until you’re asleep and they can crawl on your face in safety)

If he’d been able to steal only a little more he’d be eligible for the “no consequences” membership tier. As it is, a white guy with a sub-8 figure net worth will still have to show up somewhere at some time and lose a couple of hours. 

engine machining debris of a particular size and amount may not have been cleared from the engine during manufacturing

“Segues are so important” is gone. The others are still up for now.

How does it compare overall to similar Love, Death + Robots shorts?

Even the virus was repelled by them?

I hope that didn’t come across as my supporting such actions. I do not and never will understand people who derive joy from denying simple existence to others.

Good, enough Sword Coast shit. Planescape is technically part of the Forgotten Realms (I don’t know if that affects licensing, though, and don’t know who owns the rights) so set something there. Sure the cost would be obscene but, well, that’s it.

Closer to “you try to pay someone for the rights to use their voice for your stupid shit but they decline and you - a pissy bitchbaby - use it anyway.”

I think anyone considered “the best” wouldn’t make their absolute reliance on a rhyming dictionary so obvious.

But who didn’t have the Eddie Bauer Explorer back then? Even my mom and aunt did.

I wonder if that smokestack articulates to hit cyclists and the occasional Prius.

Nobody - no matter how much AI-prompted ejaculate encrusts their jorts - wants to watch pointless bullshit like this. 

No, I don’t want this stupid shit as a replacement for physical media.

IPS panel, so even if there’s no backlight bleed (which there always will be with IPS and VA) watching it in a dark room will be disappointing due to the awful black levels and IPS glow.