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No, that’s “mommy.” 

I’d say the people who were responsible for digitally painting out his nose and those going frame by hundreds of thousands of frames making sure it’s aligned properly.

Don’t forget the sneer quotes around “wise Latina.”

I was shocked to see almost no major plot threads resolved in the finale. I guess that’s the new normal for this, but unless they were filming concurrently (not possible) it’s going to be at least 2 years until the next season.

Ugh, he looks like the type to take his daughter to “purity” dances as her date. The creepy really oozes through the camera.

No picture of the driver but I think we already know what he looks like.

Sorry pal, only George Romero could pull off those frames.

A vehicle this delicate is perfect for the insecure chodes who want to project their lack of personality and confidence to every person they pass on the highway at double the speed limit.

Whenever I see these obvious scams, I ask myself “surely people don’t still fall for such obvious scams?” They must, and it must succeed often or they wouldn’t keep doing it.

Cormac McCarthy has a lot to answer for. He’s lucky he’s dead.

I hope it’s just as good since perfection can’t be improved upon.

I watch this show because I’m desperate for Star Trek since The Orville and Strange new worlds is currently not a thing

He probably read that super scientific article that said people who curse a lot are likely geniuses.

Probably a newer breed that’s finally learned that some invocations don’t work*. They’re all-in on there still being tons of word combinations that would make federal employees their bitch at the simplest utterance, but they haven’t reached the level required for that knowledge.

He could drive twice as many Reliant Supervans off the road.

I hope he directs while wearing the mocap suit and none of the pingpong balls fly off during a passionate direction.

No, that’s the non-protective one. The Apple cover that offers drop protection is $199.

Are you trying to summon The Happening?

Do...do you think pricing should remain static over 20 years?

Did you even consider scanners.gif? DID YOU?!