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As legally recognized human beings, it’s their right to live as they see fit*.

They should have given that money to One Piece so they could afford a real camera lens for season 2. Oh well, bring on the extreme fisheye with massive depth of field blur in dialogue scenes.

Weird, I vaguely remembered it being on that night. Maybe because they’re both on ABC.

Gay dads everywhere loved that TGIF lineup: Family Matters, Step By Step, Home Improvement - spec-fucking-tacular programming that put family values above all (except for that black show)!

Absolutely not. Have you met many fellow humans? 

I know what he means and is going for. While Dragon’s Dogma isn’t a typical JRPG, it (the first one) still shares traits like linear progression and the feeling of a small, walled in world despite attempts to make it seem big and open.

AI: Not for l0ng, suckers!

Satire is also protected. It’s a wide spectrum, but basically if no one can reasonably assume this is a real DC movie about Batman and Joker, then it’s safe.

Those things... aren’t related?

That’s because you’re either too young or too old. They appeal to a very narrow age gamut and few others. Only those people are able to truly appreciate the irony and surrealism, probably because it was their first time being exposed to those concepts and they didn’t know better.

It’ll be super unoptimized at launch and run like shit on all hardware. That’s a guarantee.

Time is an expensive commodity on a low-mid budget film.

You do know how the electoral college works, right? Republicans never win the popular vote yet are still elected thanks to an antiquated system they’ve slowly manipulated in their favor.

This is late post-apocalypse, so machine shops with electricity would be pretty common in larger settlements. And even in a dystopia - perhaps especially - creativity flourishes.

The use of mostly practical effects, real stunts and real vehicles should be applauded and encouraged. Movies that don’t take place on sound stages and rely entirely on CG for everything are fewer and fewer.

It’s weird but true - Hulu gets it first, then FX.

Turboman both caused Sinbad’s stroke and is responsible for his recovery. A truly multifaceted hero.

Do you mean this headline: Shōgun recap: The epic turns up the action in “Tomorrow Is Tomorrow”?

He’s 37, there were no other high paying offers in Europe. He took the job for the money, not a video game.

Blackthorne’s wife and kids pretty much have to be dead, yeah? Not that it would affect his eventual consensual banging of Mariko either way, but his Super Dramatic Pause and mysterious vagueness of mystery about his kids can’t mean much else.