Don’t your blinks take 3 seconds, too?

Quick charging kills batteries too.

How is Teddy Ruxpin not on this list? That fucker used to open its eyes with a loud SHUCK and speak in the middle of the night, from inside my closet.

AI: Not for l0ng, suckers!

Satire is also protected. It’s a wide spectrum, but basically if no one can reasonably assume this is a real DC movie about Batman and Joker, then it’s safe.

Those things... aren’t related?

That’s because you’re either too young or too old. They appeal to a very narrow age gamut and few others. Only those people are able to truly appreciate the irony and surrealism, probably because it was their first time being exposed to those concepts and they didn’t know better.

It’ll be super unoptimized at launch and run like shit on all hardware. That’s a guarantee.

Time is an expensive commodity on a low-mid budget film.

You do know how the electoral college works, right? Republicans never win the popular vote yet are still elected thanks to an antiquated system they’ve slowly manipulated in their favor.

Musk doesn’t do it that way. He’d rather jack it into a cup then bend over and break out the turkey baster.

This is late post-apocalypse, so machine shops with electricity would be pretty common in larger settlements. And even in a dystopia - perhaps especially - creativity flourishes.

The use of mostly practical effects, real stunts and real vehicles should be applauded and encouraged. Movies that don’t take place on sound stages and rely entirely on CG for everything are fewer and fewer.

It’s weird but true - Hulu gets it first, then FX.

Turboman both caused Sinbad’s stroke and is responsible for his recovery. A truly multifaceted hero.

Do you mean this headline: Shōgun recap: The epic turns up the action in “Tomorrow Is Tomorrow”?

He’s 37, there were no other high paying offers in Europe. He took the job for the money, not a video game.

Blackthorne’s wife and kids pretty much have to be dead, yeah? Not that it would affect his eventual consensual banging of Mariko either way, but his Super Dramatic Pause and mysterious vagueness of mystery about his kids can’t mean much else.

Going by the text, she seems like an exhausting, self-obsessed person.

Belongs up there with the self-justification “I wasn’t going to buy it anyway so it’s ok if I pirate it and put dozens of hours into it”