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On a related note for any Forza Horizon 5 players, that same Superfast is my go-to for all the weekly challenges. I don’t know why it works better than everything else (even the Lambo. You know which one I mean.)

Why are people acting like ads are an inevitable, unavoidable force that you’re compelled to endure? There are methods, ad blockers, and browsers that successfully prevent ads from reaching you without breaking functionality.

Seems pretty mundane a concept for apocalyptic sci-fi.

I bet you’re a big admirer of Elon Musk.

Well, the one for which they were paid to write an “article”. Almost the same.

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That’ll do for Musk, but West needs some Clozapine. All of it, in fact.

Torx strips like it has daddy issues on anything but the lowest torque applications. 

Good. Fuck that thing and anyone who uses it. Nobody buys it to “experiment” or whatever other desperate excuses people come up with.

Nowhere easier and no one dumber to grift. It’s the new gold rush to see who can offer them “freedom phones” or trump flags the fastest.

But Steem cheevmints are worth thrice what Epic’s are! Plus now that the World Court has decreed no person shall have both Steam and Epic Store installed at the same time, it’s a no-brainer to avoid amazing gaming experiences on non-Steam storefronts.

I won’t be happy until I have the voice of Orson Welles in my bathroom encouraging me through a difficult dump.

Happy almost-eighth-birthday, Series X hardware!

They’re hubcaps, not wheels. Much more likely they will be properly directional.

They’re hubcaps, not wheels. Much more likely they will be properly directional.

All I know is Donna’s line about what colors the Doctor comes in was cringey as fuck and so unnecessary and out of place I can’t believe it passed editing.

I know it was an Onion headline, but if Netflix added a “browse only” tier I would totally switch to it.

You know you can just admit that you find incest hot, right? 

There’s currently no cure for racism, and “being a piece of shit” is not a medical condition.

I’m sure your head pat from Elon will be coming any day now. Keep it up, soldier!