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Condemning Israel makes you anti-Semitic

Can’t wait for them to release a 4"x4" block of unfinished pine for $99 just to read the TE stans telling people they don’t “get” it.

If only there was a place for stories like this. “For women, by women” or something - content from the female perspective. Oh well.

It is said that Elon personally jizzes in each batch of paint to give it that special something. It’s why so many of his fans can be seen licking Teslas.

Me too. When I first heard about it, its concept, and that Fox had ordered 3 (or is it 2?) seasons before airing the first episode, I was sure I would hate it but it’s now the only thing I care about watching every week.

Why is it still called “reality” tv at this point? All aspects of every show are heavily produced and scripted. Real people don’t talk like the ones in these shows do.

Many of the people claiming not to have enjoyed Starfield have either never played a Bethesda game or the same ones who truly believed Cyberpunk was going to revolutionize the games industry and change the world.

CGIing out the mechsuit Jackie needs just to walk across the room is going to be expensive.

Really? Not a ‘67 Camaro or ‘68 Chevelle or ‘67 Camaro?

Well somebody’s gotta shovel out those 6-episode one-off series for Netflix. Have you seen the crap they greenlight?

On a related note, is it a coincidence that the Dragonborn head design in the movie and BG3 is identical? Who came first?

Hunger Games: Ballad of Lord of the Bilbo Flies Part 1: Part 1.

Too bad they couldn’t fix <my issue> that definitely isn’t caused by any of my 120 mods or the countless times I’ve used the console to remove plot NPCs. Fucking Bethesda.

Aw man, it would have been much funnier to hear him swearing in his New Zealand accent. Everything sounds funnier and somehow more wholesome.

Facts make acts okey-dokey.

But that’s not real life where there’s always an “off switch.” Only in movies where people are even dumber can a cascade event like that happen.

I would have watched this a lot sooner if Chris Pine was recognizable in the cover art. Even as a lifelong D&D fan, I resisted due to mental scars brought on by the 2000 movie.

One massive success, of course. When it’s blowing up 10 years from now, the stans will still be saying it’s part of the iterative design process.

Whoever taught Musk’s cultists the word “iterative” should be flogged. It’s the most used word by them to defend the Cybercuck on Jalopnik.

Not a tablet since the Portal doesn’t have real-time processing or rendering capabilities. It’s just decoding a stream from the PS5. Its own hardware would have trouble running Pong.