mortimercommafamousthe
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All the money they’ve ever made might be enough to build the infrastructure and machines needed for the mass production of a single product in not only the quantities they need but the amount required to sell off for a profit.

Happens to me too, Dune: Part Two

Verily the geniusist wordsmith of our time.

But what model New Balance go best with it? Big, chunky white Seinfeld sneakers or something sleeker from the “running” product line?

Could hear Fielder cultists doffing their fedoras and dropping their champaign glasses of Code Red Mountain Dew all the way from Gizmodo.

Wait, Doctor Who will be fun again? So excited for all the upcoming specials and new season.

Let me know when I can reduce the size of the absurdly huge UI elements and/or an opacity slider so the minimap that takes up a third of the screen doesn’t burn into my OLED.

Gimmick poster. Fun concept.

I so regret unloading all my retail game boxes. BG2's ring bound manual was awesome, yet it was considered minimal for documentation at the time.

That quote from Harmon must have been difficult to hear with his head so far up his own ass.

They did it because they knew the only people who would stop playing are the ones who spend little or nothing. They must already have a good crop of whales who aren’t going anywhere.

I would gladly watch an entire season of Daleks over enduring a single episode of god damn cybermen.

This thing is going to bomb so fucking hard.

I have a bunch of scissor jacks from previous vehicles that I use as failsafes in case a stand fails. 

I imagine the arm would injure Evelyn quite severely.

My local sanitation workers prefer the bin’s handle face the street despite the markings on the lid. They also seem to like it when things are in bags.

But implement them at random so I can still enjoy watching that one know-it-all guy going forward and backing up at the light.

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I think it’s cool and all that a clearly insane man not named Ed Koch is mayor of NY, but maybe try not to elect a crazy person next time.

Compulsive tinkering and “fixing” things that aren’t broken are hallmarks of heavy amphetamine (the adderall kind, not the meth kind) use.