Just thinking about how some of those Switch ports will run and look awful is terrifying.

I was surprised when I found out how many people passionately hate that movie. Jon Stewart’s performance was Oscar-worthy.

Maybe this is a trap to expose the many adult fans, known as pawdophiles.

A season isn’t a year. The S13 finale aired 5 months ago.

The iphone 15 has the same rounded corners. I prefer the Pixel’s lens bar to the horrendous glob on the back of Apple products.

I guess Fortnite only made $1.1 billion last year, a clear failure and reason enough for some downsizing.

Union schmunion, all that matters is Lil’ Trimp hates the same people I hate.

Since trump’s mouth is identical to a gaping anus, I’ve never heard a word he’s spoken because I’m always waiting for the turtle head to emerge.

I can’t see anyone cross shopping this and the Apple one. The people who use a headset for productivity and the drones who will pay anything for a new piece of plastic with an Apple logo on it won’t be looking at the Quest’s features, leaving just the group of people for whom the novelty of VR gaming hasn’t faded.

One of the best. In case anyone missed it:

Maintaining several gearsets for different environments sounds like more of a hassle than any - what, immersion? - it might add. I don’t mind that in an MMO, but it seems unnecessary in a story-focused single-player game.

At least there’s no way this is just a single bit flipping a “0" to a “1". In no way was existing performance hobbled to make way for DLC. This we know.

There is a price point at which it would immediately be worth my time and hassle to subscribe to a fast, private VPN and acquire things elsewhere from then on. I know that’s not ideal for many people since they would die of FOMO if they had to play a game in offline mode which, now that I think about it, is what…

Wow, mormons are fucking disgusting.

That’s one way to absolve Elon of all responsibility so his cultists may continue worshipping at his altar. What other ones did you come up with?

$250k & a percentage of the proceeds going towards The Astronaut Scholarship Foundation

Has anyone seen the shadowbox from another angle? It looks like the Evoker is just a flat piece of metal with detail on just the front facing side. I can’t see a Japanese developer or publisher allowing a full scale replica of what looks exactly like a handgun to accompany their game.

It is absolutely staged, like all realiy shows. Real life is boring and not full of constant dramatic twists and surprises. There’s no way to fill a 42 minute episode without scripting.

Off-mission planetary exploration is the quickest way to stop enjoying the game. There’s so much scripted story and quest content that doing the randomly generated stuff is unnecessary and a waste of time.

New episode of Last Week Tonight yet? Fuck. Maybe tomorrow.