New episode of Last Week Tonight yet? Fuck. Maybe tomorrow.

I’d be fine with Dan doing all the voices on R&M. Just talking to himself in every scene.

I’m finally past the point of playing Starfield only to justify the Premium Edition price and am starting to enjoy the little things.

Different cultures, different methods; many variables therein to explain why.

My monocle just popped across the fucking room. Roland Emmerich is one of our finest documentarians, a man of unshakable integrity who would retire in shame before allowing bad science into one of his masterpieces.

Then why did he used to bring a stick of butter to set every day on every shoot?

Might be because some of the unique NPC outfits were not meant to scale to the body type and size of the player.

When’s the last time the republican party offered anything in the way of policy or ideas or anything even remotely related to governing or beneficial to people? Everything they do now is centered on trump and getting revenge on people who slighted him by investigating his many crimes.

The whole thing is riddled with spelling and grammar errors. It reads like it was written by a non-native English speaker, especially stuff like this:

I’m good, thanks, but if I ever need a painfully slow and overweight jack-of-no-trades unaerodynamic lump of 9MPG-getting dogshit I’ll have this and most of Jeep’s catalogue to consider.

Recently, guards outside of building entrances have begun slowly floating upward, clipping through anything solid whenever I approach. Running out of range doesn’t reset them.

That’s social media. There was no greater point to it than “look at what I said to a president lollloool! plz like and subscribe my moosic”

A semi-obscure musician’s performative sentence fragment won’t wake anyone up. 

I switched to boxer briefs for my large, heavy, unusual package. 

Conservatives aren’t interested in the basics of humanity like empathy and compassion.

Who’s got two thumbs and looks like a greasy, mutant Hobbit?

How dare you! Autometer gauges are the finest you can find in Autozone clearance bins.

That sounds like Wildlands. The Division series is all about chaotic street battles and close quarters combat in buildings. It is at least unique in that respect.

I’ve been trying to convince conservatives to bring back SJW.

Nebraska’s proximity to the Canadian border can fool people into thinking it’s, at worst, similar in values to midwestern states, but it is very much a part of the south. The amount of seemingly not-crazy people who are casual bigots in the most disgusting ways is staggering.