Gold Bond, like the medicated powder he liberally applies to his wrinkled, drooping sack several times a day.

Undoubtedly a pillar of the incel community as well. He’s just waiting for the right submissive barely legal cosplay supermodel to come along as no other is worthy of his seed.

A VPN - which you should be using when visiting porn sites anyway - will easily bypass the state lockout.

You mean Naomi Campbell’s heartfelt sentence fragment for which she couldn’t be bothered to use simple grammar didn’t bring a tear to your eye?

He must have needed 4 mint juleps and a fainting couch to recover.

Sociopathy is a hell of a disorder. But worse are the millions of sycophants who prostrate themselves before damaged individuals like Musk and Trump.

Wine glass? Well la-di-da, fancy pants. They straight fellate the spigot on the boxed wine.

Whoever was responsible for that has to be a double agent.

I know. It’s why I stopped visiting Jalopnik because it’s, like, enough with the fucking articles about cars already. Same with Kotaku and their creepy game fixation.

Watching in real time the republican party go full fascist and its candidates campaign solely on provocation and bigotry as they try to out-stupid Trump is surreal.

Well, Horatio Hornblower isn’t to everyone’s taste.

As are most of the people who genuinely believe it will ever be publicly available.

Grifters know EV startups face much more scrutiny than in the past and the days of getting a blank check for a prototype drawn in MS Paint are over.

A few weeks ago I saw a massive Super Duty on semi wheels jacked to the sky, and on the rear window in huge letters was “Big Dick Energy”. I really want to believe it was in jest, but no one with that amount of self awareness would drive such a vehicle.

The distinguished gentleman uses only half his bottle of Just For Men.

Sadly the closest I’ll ever get is the local track’s open track days. Looking at the calendar I see they also do a monthly cars & coffee, so at least I know when to stay far away.

Gotta hand it to the big corporations for getting so many people to go all in on this gimmick. It’s not practical as an every day phone because of how fragile it is by design.  

US number 1! wooo

What does Putin’s dog’s penis taste like? Asking for a friend.

Well, did Olivia Williams and Jodhi come aboard or not?