Damn, if the people who are paid to post positive reactions to movies on twitter are saying it’s good then it’s gotta be so good it makes your dick fly off.

Damn, if the people who are paid to post positive reactions to movies on twitter are saying it’s good then it’s gotta be the best, dick-flying-offest film ever made.

Great! It couldn’t possibly be worse than the previous resurrection. Or the unendurable movies.

You said it yourself: it’s an alternative to milk. People use it as a replacement for cow’s milk.

I don’t know, a 30mm car would be really small. I can think of only a few people who could fit in one.

Idiocracy’s future gets more and more plausible. AI will get better and will be indistinguishable from original works. Every student will use it when there is no longer fear of being caught.

Maybe 100000 miles and a bunch of dents, scuffs, and scrapes ago. But this condition for that price is absurdity.

Cena would have to wait for China’s approval for each role, though.

Battery life doesn’t matter when the flapping mechanism will fail in a number of ways.

Since it’s not phobic of anything to state an objective fact, does your namecalling mean you don’t believe China’s government suppresses such information? 

Producers do most of the writing on reality shows, mostly prompting the “real” people to be more dramatic or yell more at each other.

If extradited from China

I can’t wait, but I can already hear people saying all the show’s charm is lost with the bigger budget. 

Holy virginity that’s a lotta incels!

Sheesh, did every one of these have a worker die in them on the production line thus imbuing them with an evil consciousness? 

As with most things that make life a heaping shit sandwich, social media is the cause. They couldn’t assemble in such numbers without it.

That’s not the same car, per the text and link right under the image.

No experienced CEO would voluntarily board this sinking ship that’s also on fire. 

We’re always 10 years away from people giving up saying we’re always 10 years away from fusion. 

Excellent.