So wait a second. You're telling me that the Bachelor doesn't save the rose ceremonies for the end anymore? This is big news that I was unaware of.

Even during the 'Must See' heyday, NBC had trouble getting four hit shows to anchor one night.

This Inspector Clouseau reboot is really getting away from the source material.

John Wesley Hardin once shot a man for snoring.

The Saweard will leave when she's good and ready.

I had watched that time travel show he did with Punky Brewster's brother, which didn't last long. I didn't actually hear he had killed himself accidentally until years after… after someone reminded me that there was a show called 'Voyagers' and that I watched it.

Unless that sucker is as fast as my '86 Trans Am, it's not going to be much help moving my extensive collection of jorts from town to town.

"For me, you do drugs or drink, you’re gonna die."

I just enjoy that the Academy this year is basically saying, 'You know, 'The Lobster' was a really well written movie…. really well written…. and that's all… just well written'

Yeah, when I worked PR for a shitty minor league baseball team, the local newspaper often ran my press releases verbatim, which annoyed the shit out of my GM since I made up all sorts of crappy 'quotes' from him and sometimes made up 'historical facts' about the history of baseball in our town and in our…

Well he didn't name Jeff Anderson, but he was with Jason Mewes when he was talking about one of the four Clerks characters dropping out at the last possible moment. So probably not Mewes, certainly not himself. So it's down to Dante and Randal.

The podcast is funny more often than not.

He says he had money for Clerks 3 but no Randal.

You work 30 years as a pizza delivery guy, and you'll strap a bomb around your neck, too.

It touches a little part of the big part of Russia that hangs down like a dong around China and over by Japan. It's a tiny border, but it is there.

And the most serious Woody Allen movie is still more jaunty and fun than anything Zack Snyder has put out.

His highest grossing movie is equivalent to a disappointing third Saturday for a Batman movie.

Like Bannon would work for Wonskolaser Bros.

They should go with Jeremiah Chechik, then they could say it was from the director of 'The Avengers'

I kinda thought that Rick Famuyiwa was far from a big name director, but they couldn't land him for 'The Flash'.