You mean she called Ellen DeGeneres out for tossing her invitation to a birthday party in the trash?? What a folk hero! That’s hanging your ass out in the corridors of power right there! Look out Cool Hand Luke!

Counterpoint: she’s just not a good actress and is uncharismatic, monotone, and dead-eyed in pretty much all of her roles. She’s at her best in talk show appearances when she’s just being a version of herself.

Username checks out.

I don’t understand why people bring up the aborted Celestial. It’s in the middle of the ocean and didn’t kill anyone. Does it raise questions, sure. But it’s not even the most impactful thing in that movie. If anything as a civilian in the MCU I’d be more alarmed by the giant dude who appeared in the sky.

Yeah, this is an important distinction. If I go to the grocery store, I literally have no choice but to bring home all sorts of plastic bottles. Milk, juice, condiments, produce, bread, yogurt, meats...it’s all contained in plastic. Now the burden is on me to properly sort, clean (if possible) and drop everything off…

Was the guy swinging a heavy chain around in there?

oh jesus CHRIST i am like 5 miles from this thing. somebody talk me out of buying this my wife is gonna kill me

“Her punishment is that the picture will be burned in her brain forever.”

More like John Vought!

It was short-changed! It had just gotten back from the pool and the water was cold.

20k is not a deal but 17K is. I’m glad people over look these. They are very underrated cars. My wife has a 2013 MKZ and it’s been great. Has every feature todays cars have besides front collision stuff which useless most of the time....

Rob/Jalopnik: Please interview Drew.  I want to know how livery businesses assess cars, since they work them so hard

Sorry, but the C5 still looks better.

I wonder if we’ll eventually see a headline that says a FSD Tesla plowed into an ambulance that was responding a FSD Tesla that hit a truck.

You’d want to pull up next to random pedestrians and gravely say, ‘Get in. Da boss wants to talk to youse.’

And yes, the way that Dodge hung on to that goddamn crosshair grille for way too many years still bugs me.

Yeah, the last episode with the convention was my jumping off point. It’s not that the satire of it bothers me (God know these sorts of things need to be lampooned), it’s the thudding obviousness of it. There’s no real commentary or cleverness to it, just a dull recycling of a relatively recent newscycle as…

The Dodge Charger Daytona EV:

My guess is they didn’t clock what was going on just like me, I came to the review looking for an explanation for the bloody spike and sort of guessed lobotomy, but it really needed a bit more of something, like Sage having a little nosebleed or *something*

As crazy just for crazy’s sake most of the episode was, I did love Firecracker facetiming during the fight and as evidence that she infiltrated a Jewish cabal she points to the cardboard cutout of Tony Shalhoub.