I don’t know how I feel about an angry Robo-Frenchman yelling at me for not driving properly, but I like the looks and specs.  So...I assume this is not coming to the US?

Bro, you have the actual statement in what you commented lol. The dealership told him it was only driven into and out of the bay. Fucking everyone knows you need to test drive it after a top end rebuild like that, that’s not the issue. It’s what they said, which is just a total lie. If you have to drive it 8 miles…

Every time Victoria Neumann shows up I can’t help but wonder whether she’s going to explode someone’s head.

Bomer does seem like the perfect Clark Kent: Handsome, square-jawed, statuesque, with a perfect wave of dark hair.

But still fast enough to subjugate blue people for mineral rights.

I’m nominating you for a Tesla board seat next year.

So, you’re saying that he wasn’t the very model of a modern Major General?

Fortunately not taking over Mission Impossible allowed his to take over the Bourne franchise...oh wait

Ok, it’s pretty cool, but it’s really depressing that 1. we will probably never see any Lancia on our shores ever again, and 2. we’ll probably never see another gas-powered Lancia anywhere.

“It has what it takes to be a smash hit — as long as GM nails the launch.”

Maybe his first name is “Les”?

However, an investigation into the incident found semen on Hair’s uniform. 

We have to start accepting that compact SUV’s are really just tall cars.  In fact they are tall wagons.  So basically we have won by tricking America into buying our favorite jalop-vehicle.

I’m surprised the cops aren’t more pissed about how often those body cams just accidently and certainly-not-purposefully turn themselves off at just the wrong moment....

they own the god damn reseller sites

It’s not Amex, or even the presales that are the root of the problem. It’s the existence of a market for reselling. Adding other cards will just move the presales around. As long as there is a market for ticket arbitrage there is going to be a huge problem with brokers and their bots snapping up the tickets, creating…

Well okay, problem solved and tour’s back on!!

They got a little handsy at the end.

But, how did the rest of your date with the Black Keys go?

Saw the Black Keys on a Tinder date about a decade ago, and it was one of the worst shows I’ve ever been to. They played an arena in Brooklyn, and it was so clear they were burnt out from touring. No banter at all, no effort to bring the songs alive, just rote performance. They even saved all their songs from the…