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I mean, the existence of a union or promoting the idea of unions doesn’t create strikes, and the people currently on strike were already in unions and, very likely, already in support of them for the most part.

I also broke up a fight among teen girls near a school that I’m supposed to stay at least 150 feet away from and mentioned it to no applause.

And think of how this ripples into the prostitution industry. 

The Nissan Hardbody was one of the better small, stripped trucks of the late 1980s. But in my area, the Mitsubishi ended up being more popular because the local dealership was selling them like he stole them.

That’s some high dollar trim.

First it was self-service gas stations, and then self-checkout at the grocery, and now I gotta go be a free consultant for the police despite the fact that I am most decidedly not a wealthy orphan with a flying mammal fetish?

GM just needs to triple of quadruple their Mexico factory production over the weekend, and everything will be cool.

I didn’t find it so bad in my 2016 Jetta manual, but I’m a glutton for punishment.

I do drive a crossover (though that’s 90% because my wife was insistent for some reason), but I’d be hard pressed to fit a dishwasher in it, I think.

My mother-in-law would routinely call my wife’s various crossovers “Vans” and it drove my wife crazy.

An Explorer was an SUV but, though now larger than when it was an SUV, is now a Crossover.

When I was a kid, my Dad had an Audi 5000 and the door locks quit opening when we were on a trip in Colorado. My mother threatened to make me crawl out through the sunroof to get help.

I mean, it depends on which way they were going. If they rented the car in Libertyville and were heading west toward Rockford, you’re not going to see any Tesla superchargers until you get there and its 70 miles away.

The worst part of that one was that it was a convertible with the top down.

You can. It’s $249, and it comes with a free back-up set of AirPods.

I have the same issue, but my bigger bit of laziness isn’t the part from the garage to the curb and back but the part where I have to hide the garbage bins somewhere to prevent the nasty letter from the useless HOA.

Regular people don’t usually have secret service along for the ride.

I mean, I look at it as someone in power basically trying to have a ‘regular person’ experience, which can help them become more aware of real-world issues that can come from an administration’s policies and, hopefully, lead them to look for solutions rather than ignore the problem.

My Trans Am could barely get to Lubbock from Amarillo on a tank of gas when I was in high school. My current car has a more powerful engine, weighs more, and gets closer to 400+ miles on a tank (the tank is about 50% bigger than on the Trans Am, so that’s part of it). It’s interesting how far we’ve come with gas

I was driving around the other day in North Dallas and saw one of the newer 16-charger Tesla locations, which weirdly enough, is maybe a mile or so from one with 11 chargers on the same highway.