Much better than the later Beak Acura.

I had an ‘02 Altima. Manual transmission locked up at 45,000 miles. Took over three months to get replacement parts from the company to the dealership. Dealership damaged the A/C while in their shop, refused to fix it.

Having seen the classic ‘Knight Rider’ episodes ‘Trust Doesn’t Rust’ and ‘K.I.T.T. vs. K.A.R.R.’ I really feel like installing KARR security is a bad move regardless of price.

“I afeela the Princess.” - Mario.

It does not play Doom, and movies are only available on Beta.

I was a parent before I was old enough to vote, so that definitely made me super unselfish and awesome at long-term decision-making.

I have no interest in a flying car, but some sort of easy, short-hop, more efficient air taxi (like on Westworld) would be interesting. Maybe.

My house did cost less than the starting price of the lowest-cost 911, at least.

The average age of a new Porsche buyer being around 50 is pretty young considering their prices. Better than Cadillac’s average of 140 years old.

I mean, I couldn’t successfully get a person to their destination in a lot of those cities, either.

And the worst part is that there’s nobody to murder when you see signs that mention Juarez along the route.

Of course it was written prior to the writers strike. Otherwise it wouldn’t have been written.

Yeah, I looked and ended up just adding the option group with the heated seats and stuff since the Yellow Splash Metallic was no extra cost.

Do you know how many lunches to schoolkids the state could have refused to provide for $15 million per year?

You’ll always be younger than I am, if that helps. (Cavill is 12 years younger than I am and both Affleck and Bale are younger than I am).

I don’t know if I agree on Mystery Men.

It’s a witch hunt. People get pulled over for speeding all the time and don’t get arrested. Double standards! This officer is a political prisoner.

As a fellow Gen-Xer, I didn’t feel nostalgia because the original Land of the Lost coming on was the signal to me to turn off the TV and go do something else.

The way it’s going, I could fully believe that the Tesla CEO could be convinced to go along with a $24 million cocaine deal if a blue check on Twitter suggested to him that it was somehow anti-trans to do so.

That’s like the P.J. O’Rourke review where he talked about the car having excessive cabin noise at high speeds generated by his wife repeatedly telling him to slow down.