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I would be 106 years-old, so I’ll be a lot less concerned about what’s on my face and more concerned about when they’re coming to change my diapers.

Back when I was a kid, there was a Lee Majors movie about the world running out of oil and this leading to a fascist state of required public and golf-cart-like transportation. Lee Majors, a former racecar driver in the movie, gets fed up and reassembles his hidden Porsche 917 and heads for California, which is (for

Kevin Kline should be shunned and arrested for keeping us from having more Phoebe Cates movies, like Drop Dead Fred II: Deadder Fredder.

Or so the Germans would have us believe.

My recollection was that flat-Earthers and other assholes were plentiful before the Internet but being able to find like-minded people if you didn’t fit into the norm was a bit more difficult. At least that was true where I grew up.

My mother gave my first book a four-star review on Amazon.

The Supreme Court has been openly hostile to the Fourth Amendment for a long time now, unfortunately.

The Congressmen want the Air Force to decide? Well, I’ve got good news, the Commander in Chief of the Air Force says don’t move to Alabama. Problem solved.

There’s a guy who lives down the block who has a C30. I pass it most days going to work, and I never get tired of seeing it.

Oh, and I’ve seen a lot more of the electric Amazon vans (built by Rivian) than I thought I would.

I see several Rivian pick-ups around town, too. And different colors, so I figure it’s not just the same guy over and over again (or, if it is, he bought several of them).

I’ve been surprised at how much fast food restaurant prices can vary by location.

This article makes me feel like I shouldn’t have given up on Arrow in the first season.

Barry becomes a single-father/lumberjack in the Pacific Northwest. Sally goes to work for a sprinkler sales company in Florida.

Thankfully, Cadillac dealers seem to have hipped to the sitch faster where I live. Even last year when supplies were tighter, I ended up getting an XT4 below sticker and no dealer add-ons (and a $500 factory rebate, weirdly). Took virtually no effort to buy. 

If they do have gas-powered generators, the ones in my neighborhood don’t use them. When power is out, they’re out, too.

If it makes anybody feel better, one of those ducks he saved was Duck Hitler.

GM makes it very difficult to love them.

I think a lot will come down to price (and the prices of competitor offerings).

At $8, I would be a buyer.