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Brian
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VTOL the hard way. 

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Alternate method for setting fire to railroad tracks:

Or maybe save $150 bucks and just stop looking at a screen a couple hours before bed.   Try a conversation or reading a book to pass the time

Or maybe save $150 bucks and just stop looking at a screen a couple hours before bed.   Try a conversation or

The problem with German food is that two or three days after eating it, your hungry again. 

Holy crap I was just thinking of doing that. Good job!

Millennials on Twitter:

You watch it three times. First time as normal, and during the 2nd and 3rd time you put it on mute and do all the linesfrom the next two movies yourself

One does not simply cross-section into Mordor...

The image source on Flickr says it was taken November 27th, 2015.

Maybe I am the minority but I prefer women who don’t like makeup. The excuse that makeup helps build confidence is a lie in every way imaginable.

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

You know what makes TOO much sense? Total War: Game of Thrones. Creative Assembly has already shown their fantasy chops with the 2 Warhammer games, so why not? It’s the perfect genre for a GoT game aswell. You have plenty of unique factions and the ever looming threat of the White Walkers could be a great take on

Damn Dirty Apes!

Some Extreme Trail Riding...

Into the literal sunset.