In hindsight, perhaps I was a little rough on the Jets. In my re-grade of the 2006 NFL Draft, I give them A’Brickashaw Ferguson.

For 10+ years, I’ve been stating that my first born will be named D’Brickashaw. With that child due literally any day now, my wife is very much against it. But this timing is so perfect. Now she has to concede.

My sister-in-law nicknames her dogs based on Jets’ players. Bark Sanchez is long gone, and now D’Brickapaw Ferguson.

Farewell to my mom’s favorite ridiculous football player name. (Well, it’s a tie between that and Osi ‘HumanUrine’.)

To be fair, the Bruins were as high as the #3 seed in the East not too long ago. They really only started choking bad over the last two or three weeks. They should also not be in the position that they’re in.

Except the impoverished owners wouldn’t be able to put warm food on their plates at night if the season was cut down 20 games.

Not that anyone cares about the Wolves in this story, but good lord it’s nice to have several legitimate pieces on the roster for the first time since George Mikan was crushing mad Scandahoovian squish all over Minneapolis.

If you want to be such a purist, then teams should also only hang banners that they win in that particular stadium. Moving banners to a new stadium is like a franchise that moves cities but takes along the old city’s banners.

This is why I miss the old Boston Garden so much. 16 banners and EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THEM a championship banner for the Celtics. Plus the fact the Garden was so small they fucking dominated the arena and were impressive as hell from the baseline camera angle on TV.

You couldn't sleep through the night because you were worried your SO wouldn't make it home from work? Sounds like a serious problem that should be addressed with therapy instead of this creepy band aid

Kim would make sex tape with someone else?

He is not wrong

Must be referring to the inexplicable spring training game between the Cubs/Angels. My 90-year-old great-aunt makes more sensible schedules.

GOOD OPINION YOU FUCKING IDIOT

Get over the ticketing shit. Seriously.

Guys, guys, guys. Get over this ticket thing, burnthisplease says so. If you can’t afford to pay, just stay home and watch the games on Comca...

Just because you're willing to bend over and take it....

John Oliver. You fucking rule.

I speak for most of Massachusetts in approving this wholeheartedly.

Someone gave me legends tickets once. It doesn’t even feel like you’re at a baseball game. The majority of the people around you are not even baseball fans, no less Yankees fans, and are more interested in going back inside the restaurant to stuff their face with prime rib and crab legs. The Yankees relinquished their…