Bah, singing! It’s never about singing!

Buzz off, Hozier

Nah, the one we had growing up was the biggest softie and was the shit. She ran to the door to greet you, always wanted to be in the same room or cuddling on you, never wanted to sleep alone at night, ran right up to any stranger that came in the door, didn’t care about being picked up, never bit or scratched anyone…

Down goes Trainor! Down goes Trainor! Down goes Trainor!

Help! I’ve Fallon and I can’t get up!

Not all about that grace.

Full of shit people sleeping with other full of shit people and then writing a full of shit memoir no one gives a shit about

Then you haven’t been paying attention. GSU is already getting the land and has a huge on-campus space planned of which Turner Field will be a small part of the footprint. They are taking blocks upon blocks of property. And everything GSU has done for the last 20-30 years has been a huge success.

As a life long Barves fan, fuck the Barves & Liberty Media. They will sell the team as soon as they move into the new stadium. And Cobb County will start firing police, fire fighters and teachers not long after.

How can you expect them to win when they have to play in a facility that is nearly 20 years old?

Because the ownership doesn’t give two shits about this ballclub until we move into their shiny new stadium in Cobb where they’ll get to make sure there’s no why for the “undesirables” to access the city’s team because there’s no MARTA access meanwhile expecting everyone else to somehow brave 285 and 75 traffic to…

That was Livan Hernandez.

Joke’s on you, I peaked in high school!

On the other hand David Ortiz and Bartolo Colon are Gen Xers who are hitting homeruns and relating to the characters in Singles.

And here I am at my desk, not contributing much to the advancement of the human race, while other people are performing feats of human ingenuity and brilliance...

And here I am, two decades older, eating Cheetos and dicking around on the internet, having accomplished nothing with my life.

That’s some seriously impressive work. Linking the location of the cities to constellations is pretty brilliant if nobody thought of that before - that leap alone would qualify this kid for some major recognition in my book. The finding of an actual lost city that proves his hypothesis only makes it that much more…

What else were they expecting from Pirates?