Are those cloud stairs or exhaust from his foot rockets?

It’s probably wrong that I was kind of bummed out that when my mother FINALLY found a photo of her uncle who died when he was six months old, in like 1910, he’s just laying in a crib with a boatload of flowers around it, NGL. But they made up for it by naming their next son, who became my grandfather which is, from my…

I know people grieve in different ways. I indulge in repression and whisky, its not healthy. But what the fuck is this?

There is no fucking way this level of work requires a 7-14 day turnaround like his website claims.

It definitely doesn’t seem like my cup of tea, but losing a child is something so awful that I can’t bring myself to judge anything that might bring comfort.

Me rn:

Would you like a morbid and horrible story to start the day?

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

Also GrandTheftRubio is top five in assists and steals per game. He’s gotta be good with his hands.

Since when is a Kardashian ‘above’ anything? These people would literally fuck in public in order to bring them more money and headlines.

No need to grab all the chain nets in the Los Angeles area and turn them into shoepants, Kendall, we get it, you’re dating a basketball player.

Seems like it’d be fun to muss his hair. And the accent, of course.

And avoid Kobe Bryant at all costs, obviously.

I can help clear this up..........Former Florida “player” (guy in a jersey skating around) Scott Mellanby killed a rat in the Panthers “locker room” (where the men get dressed in their jerseys) with his “hockey stick” (the thing the players hold in their hands) back during the “playoffs” (where teams compete to see…

Anna, what would you have done with the plastic rat if you found yourself in this situation?

A comprehensive guide to when things will be thrown on the ice at a hockey game

Shut up, numbnuts.

Good god, if Kotaku took over Jez today and their commenters followed them, it’d be a fucking bloodbath.

Y’all write too much about soccer and not enough about tennis.