What drove Trump crazy was the old money families and upper crust of NYC would have nothing to do with him. He so desperately wanted to be included in that crowd. But they saw him for what he was, a crass asshole, the only thing separating him from the hill jack idiots who love him is his money.

You can’t make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear.

I don’t really speak to my father anymore. At one time, we were great friends. We didn’t have to agree on everything, but we could find common ground on a great many subjects.

Similar to what you say about your father, mine has also always been known for his intellect. He home schooled my half brother and half sister…

“Petty” is never to be avoided when applied against Ted Cruz, the midlife hipster blobfish. First it was the facial shrubbery, now this haircut? Can’t wait for the skinny jeans. Also we can all take joy in knowing that, no matter what, his own family is repulsed by him.

And then, like a week later, rejoined Jamie’s legal team.

And until something changes, the “sources” and “insiders” will continue to make their voices heard. I wish I could say the same for Spears.

Maybe they'll understand if we start calling it "consequences culture"?

Right? Like, it’s one thing to say that side by side, with the exception of the sleeping bag, Gottmik’s looks were just slightly stronger than Utica’s. But to blame her having a personality is baffling. 

Hahaha it’s so dumb and I hate it

When I met my husband I was 180 lbs (I am 5'10) and my highest was 245 (pregnant), current weight is 225 lbs. He has never judged me or thought of me as disgusting. Loves me top to bottom.

I am cheating on a gallon of Neapolitan ice cream with a gallon of fudge ripple ice cream.

Every time I wake up in the middle of the night coughing (sinuses), or hot (menopause), I worry that I have COVID! I also have COVID dreams where I’m in a group of people and then it occurs to me we aren’t wearing masks and that everyone needs to step away from me.

What the fuck does that hookup message even look like?

She’s always looked great, but I can’t overstate how much I love her style post-White House. So modern and stylish.

I have NO idea how anyone can say ANYTHING bad about Michelle’s look because that shit was chic as FUCK. The end.

Kamala’s outfit looked royal blue to me? HRC was definitely wearing purple, though.

She stole the whole inauguration for me. From the clothing, jewelry, her beautiful poem, her composure...all at 22 years old!!

Earlier this morning I heard an interview with her on npr and you could just hear the radiance in her. 

Michelle Obama looked like Sister Night, only in dark red.

someone from the internet: Lady Gaga looks like she’s about to announce who’s going to die in the Hunger Games