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I saw a booger wall in a workplace women’s bathroom once. I quit soon after. 

This explains why he was so interested in the Middle East!

Derry Girls was one of the most endearing series I’ve ever watched. 

My high school was severely overcrowded. I was severely unmotivated to make it to my first period math class. The punishment for skipping class was a pile up of detentions. Once, on a whim, I decided to go to my math class and was promptly called out by the teacher who told me that I’d missed so much that no amount of

I have a feeling Trump will pull out of the rest of the debates. No way that turd has the stamina to do his unhinged Fox news grandpa routine again. 

Tamika Mallory is an incredibly powerful speaker and she is 100% right. 

As a rehomed child of divorce this hit harder than expected.

To quote Leikeli47, “Kelis is God.” 

You’re right. You just dial your own number, then you’ll get a message that you called your own line. If you hang up it rings the number and you can pick up the receiver and applaud to be a real creep. 

It wasn’t *69, I asked my boyfriend about it and he said you actually dial your own number and then receive a message that you’ve dialed your own line. You hang up and the phone rings, viola. Should still work if you have a landline to try it on. I was under the impression that it was a code like #69, but not

This is a tale from the 90's, that long ago time when land lines ruled king of communications. It was during this hypercolor era that I was left alone one evening on my family’s 120 acre plot of land in the Great Piney woods of East Texas. The house that we lived in was a bit ramshackle with the original shack my

I’m not sure why her approval should matter to anyone outside her district. We love her, we voted her in, and anyone outside of her district who has an opinion can kindly shove it. 

Time to renew my kiddo’s subscription.

My shittiest vacation involved a pool and a very interesting rock at the bottom of the deep end. My little brother and I were fascinated by this mystery rock because we’d swam in a lot of pools but had never encountered a large rock in any of them. We decided that we had to investigate the rock (I guess because it was

I did the opposite of this and snuck into every group picture I could manage.

And even that revenue barely makes it back to the troop. I think they only get about 5 cents per box towards their troop. 

Both the tv series and the books seem to be leading her in that direction. 

Same! I had the exact same reaction. I cringed the whole way through. I also loved PJ Harvey and Bjork back then, and those have both have stood the test of time for me. 

It’s an orgy of the hands.

Totally valid points. She is by no means a perfect candidate. She isn’t batshit crazy though, which is a really comforting considering the times we live in.