MN as well, and I stand behind it. But you can save your vote for anyone you like and I won’t judge (openly.)

Weed makes everything better. 

It’s the Trump shutdown. Can we get that in big, gilded letters? Donny can go suck a fart.

Just bake up some gingerdicks and gingerginas.

All of the tiny stocking ornaments are for all the poor, aborted fetuses she and her husband could not save with their religious fervor.

Imagine the greasy orange and black shit stain he leaves in the shower. Pretty much matches his soul I suspect.

He is all of our dads, telling us on a sunday morning at 6 am to get out there and rake the damn yard. 

Save your vote for Klobuchar! 

I recently read a comment about Trump that said if he could go back in time he would willingly board the Titanic, because it’s the biggest, shiniest boat and there’s no way it could sink on its maiden voyage. A succinct summation if I’ve ever heard one!

They did cover it as a story on the network though. I’m not sure how calling them out for making a statement helps anything. It kind of plays into Trump’s bullshit demonization of them and I am not here for that. 

And how about we stop giving a fuck about the future of someone who is exhibiting violent tendacies. Especially when said future involves being trained to murder people. I won’t dispute that he had ptsd, but he had also been through training to desensitize him to killing. 

Manilla! Manilla! Manilla!

After watching most of the new Sabrina series I can say without a doubt that she is signing her name in the dark lord’s book. 

This is how hot duck fanfic begins

Or someone ate it.

Al Swearengen is one of my all time favorite cocksuckers. 

Steve King would have lost had people not thrown their vote away on the third party candidates. 

You did good Texas. You may not have hit the mark but you came close enough to have left Cruz with some fresh skid marks in his drawers. Thank you for getting out there and fighting the good fight. 

What he was really getting at is that he is taking a page out of Israel’s playbook. How many times have we seen them slaughter Palestinians who dare to be defiant enough to throw a rock? 

Pence is busy behind the scenes erasing transgender people, figuring out ways to repeal gay marriage, and dreaming about all the babies he will save when he gets Roe vs. Wade overturned.