moronicbliss
Moronica Bobonica
moronicbliss

Tribe ftw!

When I was a kid my family rescued a couple of puppies that had severe mange. Being that we were kids and they were puppies there was all sorts of contact between us and we ended up with something similar to scabies that resulted from their mange. It wasn’t too hard to get rid of but the itch was real.

Yes, they are. I wasn’t trying to be redundant. I just didn’t like the term “underage women.”

Instead of “underage women” that should read “underage girls.”

That picture is creepy af! Why are his fingers inside her sleeve like that?!

Why do they clap when he enters the room? Is it because Big Boy Donny Two Scoops managed to do it all on his own?

Ugh. That guy is the worst!!

He’ll probably order the planes to just drop the paper towels into the fire. That’s what you get for having all those illegals vote for Hillary! /s

American Psycho minus the charisma.

Taco John’s uses the exact same meat bag style of preparation. I remember thinking it smelled A LOT like dog food when being cut open.

We’re all safe from any impending doom if it’s up to the Twins to win!

Two morning drunks giving the news should be so much more fun than this.

If you’ve been storing those items in a drawer check underneath the drawer, at the back of the cabinet.

Last week I had a dream I was dancing with Patrick Swayze. He was SO NICE. Made my whole day.

I was in Conroe when Alicia hit. I was 2 or 3 and hearing the wind blow non-stop is one of my earliest memories.

Birthday cake is awesome! I find the little sprinkles in it highly delicious.

His first chin is forever dwarfed by the second...

You seem fun.

That’s true. Ignorance and hate will never stop being a societal problem. I feel like generations after the boomers are more willing to call people out on it at least. Maybe my hope is just that the younger generations have more propensity for change.

A huge part of their base is baby boomers. All we really need to do is wait for them to lose their medicare and nature will take its course. Also I just CANNOT with their claims of liberalism in the schools. Segregation ended fuck faces! Get the hell over it. The only chance our kids have is that we make them globally