Bingo.

Or latino. Iowans love capitalism, up until the point that brown people who don’t speak english as a first language are willing to do the jobs they won’t for cheap. Then they start squwaking about immigration and how latinos stole their jobs.

My dad fancies himself a devout follower of Christ. During my obligatory dad’s day call to him he told me he was buying a shotgun for the civil war between dems and repubs that’s coming. He also asked his dog several times if she wanted to kill the neighbor’s dog. Also on a side note, he has terminal cancer and has…

Totally quoting Fanny Pack as I look at that picture, “Fix yourself boy, you got a camel toe!”

Girl really needs to read up on the ultimate fate of Marie Antoinette.

Comey is just a big old showboat! How dare he stand taller than baby fists and how dare he try to take attention away from the curtains by standing against them. I do have to say though, if Comey is a showboat Trump is a damn trashboat.

Let’s not forget flight MH17. Russia shot down an entire plane load of civilians, 80 of them children, and basically shrugged and called their alleged involvement “fake news.”This is not a country that respects aviation safety. The Russian government kills people on a whim. They also support Assad, who, from the…

They should have taken advantage of Earth Day to plant a whoooole lot more bushes.

How about you get a sense of humor?

I don’t like how this ends!

I did and I am going directly to hell.

Two Corinthians, one cup.

Mother would not aprove of Mikey munching on strange pie!

Are we sure it was sexism, Kellyanne? Seems to me it might have been Anderson’s prejudice against lizard people.

Zing! Too perfect!

We’re all just the forced audience at a four year long taping of “The Apprentice, Banana Republic Edition.”

I have a big, flat-ish spoon from Ikea I use to scoop the pit and it works like magic. It also works really well to pop the avacado out of the peel without damaging the green goodness.

He’s also giving strong Hitler vampire vibes.

I’m not convinced that the long, skinny bottle is anything more than a shower dildo.