To be fair, Cortney Love’s natural habitat is a smoke filled public restroom.

I like your use of horsebeast to describe her. I might have to try breaking that one out over Thanksgiving.

I’m watching their little victory show in the Rose Garden and behind Ryan is a sea of smiling, smug, old white dudes. I’m angry and I’m ready for full resistance. We have to do more. So, so much more. If we don’t we’re complicit.

Stay strong and don’t let her grind you down.

I am on my second iud and my mom reminds me that she prays for a second grandchild every few months. I’m always flabbergasted by this because , a) I don’t want another child. Hence the iud and b) It can be dangerous to get pregnant with an iud inserted. She’s a flaming narcissist though so I really shouldn’t be…

Can’t we get Frederick Douglas on the horn already? He could probably clear this all up

Which is ironic because he has such a bigly fear of falling down the stairs. It’s not the stairs that will ultimately bite you in the ass, Donny!

Holocaust deniers, Sandy Hook conspirators, flat earthers...and now I guess we’re going to have Civil War “questioners.” How woke are these bastards?

This!

It’s all fun and games until a trustafarian named Chad goes full Lord of the Flies.

I feel super surprised that kids are even interested in Blink 182. I didn’t even like them when they were relevant.

We need t-shirts that say “I voted for a progressive female presidential candidate and all I got was this TERRIBLE ORANGE SHIT STAIN OF A LEADER and a t-shirt made in China” (Thanks Ohio)

I want a hot leader :(

I feel like Minnesota is on his shit list of states though. We went blue and declined to suck his dong like some other midwestern states (looking at you Wisconsin and Iowa.)

Surfer Jesus?

MIA did it first, and better.

“Hollywood vs. Georgia” says the big dumb dumb with a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. He’s just like us, guys! Only, you know, rich and famous and orange.

Renesmee can fuck right off! (No offense to any actual people unfortunately named Renesmee)

My dad calmly informed me today that it was the “liberals” who are actually the bigots because when you call someone out as a nazi you yourself are being hateful and are therefore bigoted. Or something. Yay for mandatory holiday calls that end in tears and booze!

Goddesses don’t pee!