If ever Anna Kendrick leaves Twitter, I'm done with Tweet Beat. Same goes for the world at large.

Oh my god Taylor Swift has attained sentience!

I tell all my brides who get crap from people about their choices two things: Your love is the centerpiece of the day, not the food or the DJ; and guests are there to celebrate your marriage, not to be entertained by you.

Plain Cheesecakers are, quite literally, the worst people in human history.

I lift and I secretly want to try crossfit. I never say this out loud around people that lift though.

Stunning proof: pot is harmful to teens!

Wait wait wait...you were horrified by raw tuna?

Please star this comment if you think it's actually fucking adorable that one of Ted Cruz's daughter's first sentence was "I like butter."

"I just tell 'em they need to race they ass over here and get it before it's done."

This deserves more stars.

Oh dear, am I not feminist enough to be part of your club? Does taking autonomy of my body and my sex somehow offend you? Do you wish I'd just sit down, shut up and stop disagreeing with you, since you know what's best for me and the rest of us deluded, dirty whores?

Tara Babcock is either a troll or next-level stupid. Don't waste your time, mate.

IS LITERALLY EVERY PERSON COMMENTING ON HERE A TROLL WTF IS HAPPENING HERE

Thank you so much for this article! Because of the kinds of pieces about frats and sports teams on Gawker media lately, I was very pleasantly surprised to see so much nuance - and genuine attempts to present both sides of the issue - in this piece.

I speak conversational straight guy. Straight guy to English: freaky = butt.

I wish these paleo assholes would get stomped by a mastadon already.

"Actually, if the grass is greener on the other side, you need to flip the sod over"

Ya'll gonna make me lose my mesh.

STUDIES SHOW THAT WOMEN WHO EAT FOOD ARE FATTER THAN WOMEN WHO DO NOT EAT FOOD

I don't prank my fiance often, but one delightful time, I woke up at about 3am, and he wasn't in the bed, so I kind of groggily wandered around the house looking for him. The light was on in our living room, so I went in there, but he wasn't in there. The bathroom door was closed, so I sat down to wait for him - I…