See, I feel bad for the bunnies on the outside, because they're not really the focus of the whole thing. But in the scenario I'm thinking of all the bunnies are male...

I will stick up for their pork. It’s pretty good- juicy, and with just a tiny bit of extra flavor to complement the meaty deliciousness. I prefer the almost fried outside/juicy inside style personally, but it’s not bad.

This post is is bougier than a country club potluck to benefit breast cancer awareness with the majority of the proceeds going toward paying administrative salaries. But in a good, self-aware way, if that makes sense.

I think a crime requires two parts: an action that negatively affects the victim, and either malicious intent or gross negligence on the part of the criminal. You can’t really say you have the first (the victim doesn't even agree to being one) but you almost certainly have the latter. Maybe attempted rape, or…

If I know one thing from manga, it’s that lady otakus are out there irl shipping every dude they meet with some other dude. Now otaku men can be safe in the knowledge that they will never find drawings of themselves pushed down on top of a desk by the cute checkout boy. This sounds like a win-win.

I think that ship has sailed, depending on how strict a definition you want. I’ve seen it scattered in both staunch feminist and anti-corporate friends’ online language for a while in reference to patriarchy/corporate overlord type stuff. But no party hard/woke posts yet, so maybe not?

Ahem...

I mean, even if everything else were significantly better, the mashed potatoes are everything. So what you've stated here is contradictory.

I know two people in this article who wouldn't be able/willing to listen to you, sadly.

Partial credit for recognizing the inclusion of vigorous sucking, though.

*State Prosciutto

“It’s all downhill from here” generally means the hard part is over but “things went downhill, fast” means things got worse. So I agree that number 1 is questionable use of a common idiom, but since number 2 does not fit the common phrasing, downhill is probably more accurate, especially if it is considered to be…

You'd be afraid of deep things too if you'd found a spider at the bottom of your minestrone.

I rather enjoyed the first Saw, it kept me creeped out through most of the movie. But things went down hill very, very fast. That said, some people enjoy being squicked out, as opposed to scared. Torture porn isn’t really horror, it’s a genre unto itself that occasionally crosses streams with horror. Same with self…

All I could think while reading this was “pot, meet kettle.” But if you consider this as a self-aware send-up of the sorts of people who genre bash things they aren't familiar with? It actually reads pretty well.

Demon Cyborg and Caped Baldy stealing the show.

Does macho/super muscular actually fit into the traditional heterosexual beauty standards in Japan? I'm kinda curious what the target demographic/the marketing thrust of this particular project is.

But you’d do so if he wanted you to, maybe? Asking for a friend.

You lucky dog.

Like in the “don’t be classist toward your customers ‘cause they might be Eddie Vedder” story.